Saturday, December 12, 2015

The Figurative Cocksucker Problem (Not the Muslim Problem)

There seems to be a lot of cock and balls going around about Muslims lately, and it seems that way because there is.

However, I assume that if you're reading this, the cocks aren't coming out of your mouth, so this is less about changing your mind than putting our heads together to combat those who suck on Fox every day.

I think a huge part of the problem is how easy it is to forget that you're a human when all of your physiological needs are being met. It's even worse when cocksuckers believe that they earned or deserve those things more than others.

 
Fig. 1: OMG. Isn't this pretty!?

So, I think most racist, selfish cocksuckers are floating somewhere between love and belonging and safety. Esteem and self-actualization are, for whatever reasons, out of their reach at this moment, and because they can't give/get respect, solve problems and accept facts, they don't have much self-esteem and definitely don't lack prejudice, which we find at the very tip of the hierarchy. 

Focus on the tip, cocksuckers. 

I thought everyone knew that. 

But they don't. 

So, let's help them. 

One of my biggest character flaws is not giving cocksuckers enough respect, which doesn't help with their esteem. When someone hacks up a hairy ball about Muslims, I take it personally because I just so happen to know, love and respect a lot of people who practice Islam. 

However, I need to remember how fucking weird it is that I hang out with a bunch of Muslims from Saudi Arabia in Parkville, Missouri every day. That's not a thing. 

It's a lot easier to hate and fear a group of people if you don't know any of them. As a result, I need to respectfully share some of my positive experiences with actual Muslims whose most terrifying quality is trying to find me on my lunch break to ask questions with people who eat cocks for breakfast. 

Clearly, I'm still working on that respect bit, but I've got a cousin who really has it down. 

This is what she posted on the Facebook: 


Fig. 2: Fuck yes.

The first comment was from a woman, who strangely looks like she doesn't get the opportunity to suck cocks a lot, who said, "I WILL NOT SUPPORT THEM..." in all caps! Just like that! It was hilarious that she felt so comfortable exposing the fact that she's not even close to being self-actualized. 

Then my cousin responded with: 

That's fine ********, you don't have to. Your neighbors will do it for you. That's the great thing about the U.S. Refugee program it places refugees in communities that have the capacity to house, feed, teach English and employee them. So since the 1980s we've welcomed thousands of refugees to America and the only people who noticed are the people who wanted to help.



And that's how you do it.