The Day Fabian Was Sick

Fabian (read the post entitled An Ode to Fabian, My Greatest Failure if you don't know who the hell Fabian is) was really sick this week, and the poor fella lacked his usual fabulous energy. It was awesome!

Also, him being so ill was the absolute only reason he was allowed to get away with the remark, "I hate Jennifer Lopez. She is trying to be like a new Beyoncé." Man, that kid is a jive-ass turkey. 

I sat at the foot of his bed, propped his feet up on my lap and quite unfairly made him make a Venn Diagram about the two of us. Enjoy it.

                                       FABIAN                                             EMMA

Two other quotes worth mentioning from Wednesday are"Sophia Grace has a lot of chins," and "Did you watch Eurovision?" "No." "Well, the mowan won." "What's a mowan?" "A man-woman." "They're called transgenders." "Whatever."

I don't care about Eurovision.