Things I Did in an Effort to Distract Myself on Election Day

These are not in order of time or importance. 

1. Used a leaf blower

2. Donated blood 

3. Bled all over the pen and my sock 

4. Talked to a man about a water softener

5. Thought about bringing my neighbor some applesauce but didn't 

6. Talked to my mother (but we talked about the election) 

7. Thanked Jaime for not being Chris Watts

8. Explained to Jaime who Chris Watts is

9. Made stuffing from a box 

10. Took two Nutter Butters and not my usual one from the blood center

11. Wrote a blog post 

12. Put a caftan on, took it off, put it on again

13. Broke a mirror

14. Took two walks